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A cowboy rides into town, hitches up his horse and walks into a bar. He goes up, gets a beer, drinks it, and walks out. Half a second passes and he bursts back into the bar and says "ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERS PAINTED MY HORSE'S FACE YELLOW?" A huge man-mountain stands up, looks down at the cowboy and says "I DID". The cowboy looks up at him and whispers "The first coat's dry."
"Don't cry darling, Daddy had to drown the cat."
"Yes I know, but he promised I could do it." [Mojito, that one was fr u!]
Tonto and the Lone Ranger were lost on the prairie one day. The Lone Ranger says to Tonto: "Use your Indian instincts and get us out of this mess." Tonto bends down and puts his ear to the ground. He turns and says to the Lone Ranger, "Buffalo come." The Lone Ranger says to Tonto, "How do you know?" Tonto says, "Ear sticky."
What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?
Third grade.
*Thank God it's Good Friday
[thanx and a tip o' the rabbit ears to Sally, who sent the cartoon]
I dont think that joke is verry funny atall. Unless it was a madeup story, in wech case it was verry, verry funny.
ReplyDeleteBut i am goen to find joke about EXTREME ENGLISHES and we will see if you have sense of humour too.
(mojo googling "an XTREME ENGLISH walks into a bar...")
mojo
mojito:
ReplyDeleteu will never find a joke bout "an xtreme english WALKS into a bar" cuz xtreme englishes CRAWL into a bar.
tha bugz
Dear XE:
ReplyDeleteI am probably going to Hell because I LAUGHED and LAUGHED and LAUGHED at the picture of the bunnies.
But it'll be worth it.
ps Nice work shuttin' up the Mojo (snicker). Of course, now the little idiot is on the downstairs desktop googling "an extreme english crawls into a bar"...
Oh well. It'll keep him busy and out of trouble.
ronnie
which brings me to my favorite g.k. chesterton quote: "heaven for climate, hell for company."
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