MY LIVING WILL
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,
"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
She's such a bitch.....
Thanx and a tip of the sunbonnet to--who else??--M'reen....
That's a great one!
ReplyDeleteoh, that's why it's been so quiet in d.c.
ReplyDeletepeggy: yup, 'tis.
ReplyDeleteanonymous: u frgot to sign ur name!
Damn, that's cold!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteyour mom and dad and big bros would frown on your choice of words.
ReplyDeletebob.
anonymous:
ReplyDeletewow...this is your first electronic communique, non? i'll help you out. the yellow text is a quote. it's, um, a joke....