40 years of marriage...And more! This one came in from Cathy:
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said,
'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each
other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my
darling husband!'
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the
Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but
an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but
my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92
years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.
WEATHER REPORT FROM RONAN MONTANA:
I just got off the phone with a friend in Ronan MT.
She said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly
waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping below
zero and the north wind is increasing. Her husband has done nothing
but look through the kitchen window.
She says that if it gets much worse, she may have to let him in.
tee hee...a funny.
ReplyDeleteCat
Laughing my asker off!!!! Thanks!!! I needed that!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN
ReplyDeleteThe teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'
The teacher sat down and cried