My coworkers send me all these jokes...this one cracked me up:
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?" The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95
The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and
the others are only $19.95?" The salesperson annoyingly answers: "Sir...,
Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer and...
One of Ken's Friends
Barbie had the sense in the first place to marry somebody who actually had property, a job and no substance abuse problems in the first place. Nobody would want to buy a Barbie with two kids and a cruddy 15 year old car.
ReplyDeleteLOL! She must be the "smart" barbie!
ReplyDeleteSal
"Babies not included"
ReplyDeleteI bet that is written at the back of the package.