TEXTING ABBREVIATIONS FOR SENIORS

THANKS TO DARLENE FOR THESE.....

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

ROFLACGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

LOL: Living On Lipitor

OMG: Oy, My Grandchildren!

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

WTF: What's Today's Fish?

RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

GTG: Got to Groan

TGIF: Thank Goodness It's Four (Four O'Clock Early Bird Special)

FWB: Friend With Betablockers

FYI: For Your Indigestion

JK: Just Kvetching

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

MILF: Meal I'd Like To Forget

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

MGAD: My Grandson's A Doctor

SUS: Speak Up, Sonny

WIWYA: When I Was Your Age

GOML: Get Off My Lawn