This is new. I haven't got this particular page before when I linked to a NYT article on my FB page. No more spontaneous attemps to promote Times columns (precious few, btw) that make sense to me. Those days are over.
How about some haunting music for the background?
"Those were the days, my friend. We thought they'd never end. We'd sing and dance forever and a day....lalalalalala......" Mary Hopkins made this song popular in my relative youth, but before that it was a Russian folk song. Remember?