Most Arresting Woman (MAW, for those of you into acronyms) goes around looking for folks to arrest. How about those guys who are helpless when the love o' their life catches a flu bug?
A young friend has had a smokin' fever for several days and been unable to work.
Naturally, her husband has been very upset.
Pick his likely remarks:
a) "Where's my clean shirt/the remote/my dinner?"
b) "The cats/dogs/children are hungry."
c) "There's no fookin' beer in the fridge!"
d) "What do you mean, you didn't go to work?/the hell's the matter with you?"
e) "While you're lying there, why don't you call Papa John's and get a large pepperoni and something for the kids?"
f) "Gee, honey...how are you feeling?/What can i get you?/I'm going to call your doctor/Don't you dare get out of bed, sweetheart."
Hen Pink, MAW's trusty sidekick, sez..."Baaawwk!"