Most Arresting Woman (MAW, for those of you into acronyms) goes around looking for folks to arrest. How about those guys who are helpless when the love o' their life catches a flu bug?
MAW sez...
A young friend has had a smokin' fever for several days and been unable to work.
Naturally, her husband has been very upset.
Pick his likely remarks:
a) "Where's my clean shirt/the remote/my dinner?"
b) "The cats/dogs/children are hungry."
c) "There's no fookin' beer in the fridge!"
d) "What do you mean, you didn't go to work?/the hell's the matter with you?"
e) "While you're lying there, why don't you call Papa John's and get a large pepperoni and something for the kids?"
f) "Gee, honey...how are you feeling?/What can i get you?/I'm going to call your doctor/Don't you dare get out of bed, sweetheart."
Hen Pink, MAW's trusty sidekick, sez..."Baaawwk!"
Some even say, I can't leave this (rendering the wall with new cement) you're going to have to go and get me two more bags at the lumber yard . . . Oh and get a hose clamp while your'e at it. Really, I can't go, you'll have to do it.
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cement, eh? some folks say that makes nice boots!
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ReplyDeleteTell said person that there's no way you can get the cement. You're under the weather and Javier is coming to rub your feet. Also, could said person please keep the door shut while Javier is here so that no drafts come in the give a chill.
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Maw returns! Like the squawker with the red hat. Will this be weekly?
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