First there was this post from a few days ago (which I accidentally deleted when trying to get "boots on the ground?" set up) (Sorry yr astute comment went with it, Ex-s!!):
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government. However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months later, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condoleezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born. See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?
This information may clear up a lot of questions.
Then the ever-vigilant VC sent this:
Don't make me sic my librarian on you . . .
Subject: Tsk Tsk Re: this explains it!
You should know better than to send this to a librarian.
Setting aside the whole Area 51 premise ( I do not dispute *something*
If conceived in March, a baby would be born in December.
Bush was born in July 46
Quayle was born Feb 47
Condoleeza Rice is my sister's age - born in 54
Rush Limbaugh is my age - born in 51
Cheney is older - born in Jan 41
Rumsfeld even older - born in 32
You can't believe anything O'Reilly says about his childhood.
Ahem..."If conceived in March, a baby would be born in December." Thankya, Jesus.
The aliens bred with the sheep in July of '47, so the offspring would be born in March of '48--if aliens mimic the gestational period of humans.
Now we don't really know wot KIND of aliens these were, how long their offspring gestate, etc.
Let's say that an alien ancestor of Bush had already landed some years ago. This can explain why in the name of all that is rational, Bush pere picked Quayle as vice president, causing the startled expression on the face of Ron Reagan, Sr.
Cheney is from Wyoming, so anything to do with sheep is possible.
Rumsfeld was born in Chicago, home of the stockyards--more sheep!
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