Running out of time? Snowed in? Try one of these.
10. Omaha Steaks for all, even the vegetarians.
9. Harry & David’s Moose Munch--hell with the fruit.
8. A year’s supply of peanut butter from Zingerman’s.
7. Contribute the amount you would have spent on new iPods to Oxfam in their name.
6. Rebuilt blender from Amazon.com
5. Matching Easter tablecloth and napkins from Sur la Table outlet.
4. The complete Dixie Chicks ouvre from www.dixiechicks.com.
3. Same as #7, but send the $$ to Natalie Maines’s prisoner fund.
2. Same as #7, but send the $$ to Planned Parenthood.
1. The holiday card, per usual, but DO NOT PUT THE MONEY IN!! Let them wonder if you’re losing your marbles but be too embarrassed to ask.
Good gifties!
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